Tennis Riddles

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players