Tennis Riddles

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Why is a tennis game so loud?
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.
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What sport does a waiter do really well?
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.
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Why do waiters hate tennis?
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.
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Why do lawyers love tennis?
Answer Because it's always in the court.
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What can you serve but not eat?
Answer Tennis ball
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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?
Answer Annette
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Why can't computers play tennis?
Answer They try to surf the net
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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
Answer They both use drills
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Where do ghosts play tennis?
Answer On the tennis CORPSE
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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?
Answer Tennis Players
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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?
Answer The letter 'i'
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