Tennis Riddles

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

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What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

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Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

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What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

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Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

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Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

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