Football Riddles

How do football players stay cool during the game?

Answer They stand close to the fans

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Who are the happiest people at the football game?

Answer Cheer leaders

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What kind of ball has feet but cannot walk?

Answer Football

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How do we know that football referees are happy?

Answer Because they whistle while they work.

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Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?

Answer Because all of the FANS have gone home

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It is kicked many times, it never sheds a tear but it may tear. What is it?

Answer A football

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What part of a football ground is never the same?

Answer Changing rooms

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What runs around the football field but never moves?

Answer A fence

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Why was it so windy on the football pitch?

Answer Because there were so many FANS in the stadium

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Why did the coach buy bibs for all the football players?

Answer Because they kept dribbling.

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In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

Answer Only women were playing.

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Which is the best American state for buying a new football shirt?

Answer New Jersey

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What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

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