Football Riddles

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How do football players stay cool during the game?
Answer They stand close to the fans
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Who are the happiest people at the football game?
Answer Cheer leaders
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What kind of ball has feet but cannot walk?
Answer Football
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How do we know that football referees are happy?
Answer Because they whistle while they work.
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Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer Because all of the FANS have gone home
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It is kicked many times, it never sheds a tear but it may tear. What is it?
Answer A football
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What part of a football ground is never the same?
Answer Changing rooms
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What runs around the football field but never moves?
Answer A fence
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Why was it so windy on the football pitch?
Answer Because there were so many FANS in the stadium
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Why did the coach buy bibs for all the football players?
Answer Because they kept dribbling.
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In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?
Answer Only women were playing.
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Which is the best American state for buying a new football shirt?
Answer New Jersey
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What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?
Answer They have no cups
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