RANDOM RIDDLES

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

9                
Answer They Wave!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

18                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

19                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

8                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

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