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What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

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