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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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