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Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

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