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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

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