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Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

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