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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

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