RANDOM RIDDLES

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

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