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What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

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