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What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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