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I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

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