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Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

18                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is a sheep's favorite game?

27                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

21                
Answer Basket-ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

18                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why do waiters hate tennis?

29                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

22                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

22                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

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