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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

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