RANDOM RIDDLES

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

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