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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Where do ghosts play tennis?

15                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

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