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If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

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