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Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

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