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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

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