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Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

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