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In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

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