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I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

35                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

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