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What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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