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In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

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