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Why can't fish play volleyball?

8                
Answer Because they are afraid of the net.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

8                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

6                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

5                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

8                
Answer Oh dam!

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

6                
Answer Water

Why do waiters hate tennis?

6                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why do basketball players love donuts?

9                
Answer Because they can dunk them.

How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

8                
Answer The score is always 0-0 before the game.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

6                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

7                
Answer Boxing

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

5                
Answer They both need a good batter.

What sport can also be eaten?

8                
Answer Squash.

Which ring is a square?

7                
Answer Boxing Ring

What can you serve but not eat?

6                
Answer Table Tennis ball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

8                
Answer Catch you later.

what does ducks say in boat?

5                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

8                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

9                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is a tennis game so loud?

10                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

9                
Answer Because they both have been beaten

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

7                
Answer North Pole

What sport does a waiter do really well?

8                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

12                
Answer Eyeballs

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

7                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

6                
Answer It was a tie.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

7                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

6                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

4                
Answer A Camera

How do football players stay cool during the game?

11                
Answer They stand close to the fans

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

7                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a slow skier?

5                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

7                
Answer A lamb chop

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?

19                
Answer Both do hat tricks

Why is a tennis game so loud?

10                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What tea do hockey players drink?

13                
Answer Penal tea

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

5                
Answer Your breath

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

5                
Answer Bicycle

How do football players stay cool during the game?

11                
Answer They stand close to the fans

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

7                
Answer A rib cage match.

What sport can also be eaten?

8                
Answer Squash.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

8                
Answer Oh dam!

What detergent do rowers use?

7                
Answer Tide!

Why are badminton players so loud?

9                
Answer Because they are always making a RACKET

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

12                
Answer A Boxer

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

7                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Which ring is a square?

7                
Answer Boxing Ring

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

7                
Answer A rib cage match.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

7                
Answer Egg-xercise!

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