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Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

25                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

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