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Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

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