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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

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