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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

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