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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

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