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What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

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