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What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

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