RANDOM RIDDLES

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

7                
Answer The ground

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

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