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what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

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