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What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

7                
Answer The ground

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

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