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What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

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