RANDOM RIDDLES

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

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