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Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

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