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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

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