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One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

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