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What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

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