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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

10                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

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