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What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

35                
Answer Your breath

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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