RANDOM RIDDLES

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Where do ghosts play tennis?

15                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

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