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what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Answer It was tired of being kicked around

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

Answer Soccer

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

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