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What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

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