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What do skiers eat for lunch?

5                
Answer Icebergers

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

2                
Answer They both use drills

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

5                
Answer Bicycle

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

5                
Answer Eyeballs

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

7                
Answer A rib cage match.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

1                
Answer RACECAR

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

3                
Answer Baseball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

1                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

1                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

1                
Answer They always have their trunks

It is kicked many times, it never sheds a tear but it may tear. What is it?

3                
Answer A football

Where do ghosts play tennis?

1                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

6                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

1                
Answer A pork chop

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

1                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why do lawyers love tennis?

7                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is better when you break it?

1                
Answer A record

Why did the coach buy bibs for all the football players?

1                
Answer Because they kept dribbling.

I shoot , but never kill

6                
Answer A Camera

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

1                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

1                
Answer Because they have two opposing goals

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

1                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

5                
Answer A ball

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

1                
Answer Basket-ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

1                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

5                
Answer Pep Talk

A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?

3                
Answer He is a goalkeeper

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

1                
Answer It was tired of being kicked around

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

6                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

1                
Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

6                
Answer The hands of a clock

Who invented gun powder?

3                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

3                
Answer In a basketball game

Two waves had a race. Who won?

1                
Answer They tide

In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

1                
Answer Only women were playing.

Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?

3                
Answer Because all of the FANS have gone home

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

1                
Answer Your breath

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

5                
Answer Because he was squatting

what does ducks say in boat?

5                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

1                
Answer New Jersey

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

5                
Answer A lacrosse coach

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

1                
Answer A soccer ball

Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched the base. How could that be?

2                
Answer They were all-women teams

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

1                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why was it so windy on the football pitch?

2                
Answer Because there were so many FANS in the stadium

What can you serve but not eat?

6                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a slow skier?

5                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

1                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What did the magician call it when he pulled a soccer ball out of his top hat?

2                
Answer A hattrick

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

2                
Answer Dino-score

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