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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

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