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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why are police officers excellent volleyball players?

Answer Because they know how to serve and protect.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?

Answer He was a boxer

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

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