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I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

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