RANDOM RIDDLES

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

what does ducks say in boat?

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

What is the hardest part about baseball?

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

I shoot , but never kill

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

What bird can lift the most?

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Who invented gun powder?

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

What do you call a slow skier?

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Where do penguins go to dance?:

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?