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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

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