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Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

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