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Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

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