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Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

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