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Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

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