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How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

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