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What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Where do ghosts play tennis?

15                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

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