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What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

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