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What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

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