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Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

36                
Answer A soccer ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

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