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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

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