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What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

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