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Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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