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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

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