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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

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