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What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

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