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what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

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