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Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

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