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Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

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