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What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

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