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I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

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