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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

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