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What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

13                
Answer Basket-ball

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

12                
Answer Your breath

Why can't computers play tennis?

8                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

9                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

7                
Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

10                
Answer Horse

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

18                
Answer It was tired of being kicked around

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

6                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

5                
Answer A pork chop

What is the hardest part about baseball?

16                
Answer The bat

Which ring is a square?

10                
Answer Boxing Ring

What sport does a waiter do really well?

22                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

7                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

7                
Answer A ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

8                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Where do penguins go to dance?:

9                
Answer The snow ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

2                
Answer New Jersey

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

9                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What can you serve but not eat?

20                
Answer Tennis ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

14                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

11                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

7                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

16                
Answer Baseball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

6                
Answer RACECAR

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

12                
Answer Bicycle

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

14                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

19                
Answer A rib cage match.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

7                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

3                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

10                
Answer Snow caps.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

6                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a sheep's favorite game?

22                
Answer Baa-dminton

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

12                
Answer The hands of a clock

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

15                
Answer In a basketball game

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

15                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What bird can lift the most?

10                
Answer A Crane

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

13                
Answer They both use drills

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

16                
Answer Tug of war

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

11                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

12                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

5                
Answer Gymnast

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

4                
Answer On a chessboard

How do basketball players eat oreos?

7                
Answer They dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

10                
Answer Boat-Toxs

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