RANDOM RIDDLES

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

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