RANDOM RIDDLES

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

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