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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

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