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Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

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