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Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

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