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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

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