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Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

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