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Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

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