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What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

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