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Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

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