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Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

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