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What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

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