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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

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