RANDOM RIDDLES

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

I shoot , but never kill

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

What is the juiciest sport of all?

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why is a tennis game so loud?

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Where do penguins go to dance?:

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

What do skiers eat for lunch?

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Why do waiters hate tennis?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

What bird can lift the most?