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What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

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