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Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

20                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

13                
Answer A pig hog

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

19                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

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