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Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

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