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Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

9                
Answer He was perfecting his swing

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

8                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?

8                
Answer Both do hat tricks

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

5                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

7                
Answer North Pole

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

5                
Answer Jog-raphy

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

7                
Answer Tug of war

What can you serve but not eat?

6                
Answer Tennis ball

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

6                
Answer Water

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

7                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I shoot , but never kill

5                
Answer A Camera

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

9                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What detergent do rowers use?

7                
Answer Tide!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

7                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

9                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

5                
Answer A ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

10                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

9                
Answer Catch you later.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

5                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What bird can lift the most?

6                
Answer A Crane

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

10                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is served, but not by a waiter; and an ace but not a card?

8                
Answer A volleyball

Why did the basketball player go to jail?

10                
Answer Because he shot the ball.

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?

8                
Answer Both do hat tricks

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

6                
Answer They both need a good batter.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

10                
Answer Get out of the way

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

7                
Answer Boxing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

8                
Answer Oh dam!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

7                
Answer A lamb chop

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?

8                
Answer Both do hat tricks

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

7                
Answer A rib cage match.

Who are the happiest people at the football game?

12                
Answer Cheer leaders

What can you serve but not eat?

8                
Answer Table Tennis ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

7                
Answer A lamb chop

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

12                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can't fish play volleyball?

9                
Answer Because they are afraid of the net.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

7                
Answer A lamb chop

Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

7                
Answer Because she kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

9                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are police officers excellent volleyball players?

7                
Answer Because they know how to serve and protect.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

10                
Answer Get out of the way

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

5                
Answer They Wave!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

7                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

7                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do basketball players love donuts?

10                
Answer Because they can dunk them.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

10                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a slow skier?

5                
Answer A slopepoke.

What kind of ball has feet but cannot walk?

8                
Answer Football

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