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Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

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