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What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

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