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What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

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