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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

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