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Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

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