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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

Answer Because they have two opposing goals

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?

Answer He is a goalkeeper

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?

Answer He was a boxer

Why did the coach buy bibs for all the football players?

Answer Because they kept dribbling.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

Answer Only women were playing.

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

Answer So she could tie the score

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What part of a football ground is never the same?

Answer Changing rooms

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

Answer Soccer

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched the base. How could that be?

Answer They were all-women teams

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

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