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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

25                
Answer A rib cage match.

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