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In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

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