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Which ring is a square?

10                
Answer Boxing Ring

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

10                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

6                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

10                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

22                
Answer A baseball base

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

6                
Answer On a chessboard

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

25                
Answer Soccer

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

23                
Answer Because they both have been beaten

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

10                
Answer They both throw hooks

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

24                
Answer A soccer ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

9                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

21                
Answer A rib cage match.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

15                
Answer Jersey

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

4                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

13                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

10                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

12                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where do penguins go to dance?:

11                
Answer The snow ball

What do you call a slow skier?

11                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

22                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

12                
Answer They always have their trunks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

24                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

6                
Answer New Jersey

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

6                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

7                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

16                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

9                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is better when you break it?

7                
Answer A record

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

18                
Answer In a basketball game

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

18                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

7                
Answer A ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

20                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

18                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

8                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

8                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

21                
Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

15                
Answer It was a tie.

What bird can lift the most?

11                
Answer A Crane

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

12                
Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

11                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

9                
Answer A Camera

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

12                
Answer Horse

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