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Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

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