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One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

35                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

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