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What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

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