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Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

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