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Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

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