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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

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