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Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

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