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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

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