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I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

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