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Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

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