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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

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