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Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

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