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What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

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