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Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

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