RANDOM RIDDLES

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

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