RANDOM RIDDLES

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

25                
Answer To get to the other slide.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

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