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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

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