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If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

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