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Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

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