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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

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