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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

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