RANDOM RIDDLES

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

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