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I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

35                
Answer Your breath

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

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