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Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

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