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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

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