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What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

3                
Answer Basket-ball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

9                
Answer Oh dam!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

4                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

2                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Two waves had a race. Who won?

4                
Answer They tide

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

8                
Answer Jersey

What is the juiciest sport of all?

1                
Answer Squash

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

1                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

1                
Answer Fast food

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

2                
Answer Gymnast

what does ducks say in boat?

5                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

8                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

3                
Answer It was tired of being kicked around

In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

3                
Answer Only women were playing.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

4                
Answer A pig hog

What detergent do rowers use?

7                
Answer Tide!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

4                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

It is kicked many times, it never sheds a tear but it may tear. What is it?

6                
Answer A football

Why can't computers play tennis?

4                
Answer They try to surf the net

How do basketball players eat oreos?

1                
Answer They dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

2                
Answer Bob

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

8                
Answer Your breath

Why did the coach buy bibs for all the football players?

6                
Answer Because they kept dribbling.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

5                
Answer The bat

What did the magician call it when he pulled a soccer ball out of his top hat?

5                
Answer A hattrick

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

2                
Answer Soccer

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

7                
Answer Dino-score

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

6                
Answer Annette

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

3                
Answer They have no cups

What part of a football ground is never the same?

6                
Answer Changing rooms

Which is the best American state for buying a new football shirt?

5                
Answer New Jersey

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

3                
Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

4                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a slow skier?

8                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

2                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What runs around the football field but never moves?

7                
Answer A fence

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

1                
Answer On a chessboard

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

3                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

7                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

1                
Answer New Jersey

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

2                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is ghosts favorite position in soccer?

2                
Answer Ghoul keeper

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

1                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

7                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

4                
Answer Because they have two opposing goals

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

3                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

1                
Answer A pork chop

Which ring is a square?

8                
Answer Boxing Ring

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

5                
Answer A Camera

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

3                
Answer They both throw hooks

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