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what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

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