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Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

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