RANDOM RIDDLES

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

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