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What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

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