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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

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