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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

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