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What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

7                
Answer The ground

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

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