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Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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