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What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

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