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What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

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