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What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

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