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What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

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