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Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

20                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

How do basketball players eat oreos?

18                
Answer They dunk them

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

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