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What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

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