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What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

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