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What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

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