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Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

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