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If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

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