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Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

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