RANDOM RIDDLES

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

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