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What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

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