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Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

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