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What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

35                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

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