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I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

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