RANDOM RIDDLES

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

33                
Answer Your breath

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

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