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what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

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