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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

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