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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

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