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Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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