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Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

14                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

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