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I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

19                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

24                
Answer In a basketball game

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

13                
Answer A pig hog

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

23                
Answer Basket-ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

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