What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

I shoot , but never kill

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

It is kicked many times, it never sheds a tear but it may tear. What is it?

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

What lights up a soccer stadium?

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

I’m a sport but I’m not rugby. I have a round ball but I’m not basketball. I have goals but I’m not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I’m not baseball. What am I?

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

what does ducks say in boat?

Where do ghosts play tennis?

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

What is the hardest part about baseball?

In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

What do you call a slow skier?

What do skiers eat for lunch?

What sport most rewards thieves?

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why was it so windy on the football pitch?

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?