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I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

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