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What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

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