RANDOM RIDDLES

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

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