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Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

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