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Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

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