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What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

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