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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

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