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When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

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