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Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

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