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Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

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