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Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

33                
Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

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