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Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

10                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

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