RANDOM RIDDLES

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Which ring is a square?

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

What can you serve but not eat?

What do you call a slow skier?

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Why do lawyers love tennis?

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

What detergent do rowers use?

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

What is the hardest part about baseball?

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?