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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

25                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

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