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Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

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