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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

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