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You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

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