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Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

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