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What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

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