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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

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