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Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

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