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How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

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