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What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

1                
Answer POP-sicle!

I shoot , but never kill

6                
Answer A Camera

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

2                
Answer So she could tie the score

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

1                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

1                
Answer A kite

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

1                
Answer They have no cups

It is kicked many times, it never sheds a tear but it may tear. What is it?

3                
Answer A football

What is the juiciest sport of all?

1                
Answer Squash

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

1                
Answer It was tired of being kicked around

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

1                
Answer Fast food

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

1                
Answer A soccer ball

What lights up a soccer stadium?

1                
Answer A soccer match

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

1                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

5                
Answer Snow caps.

I’m a sport but I’m not rugby. I have a round ball but I’m not basketball. I have goals but I’m not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I’m not baseball. What am I?

1                
Answer Soccer

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

6                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

1                
Answer Because they have two opposing goals

what does ducks say in boat?

5                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

1                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

2                
Answer Dino-score

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

5                
Answer The hands of a clock

Two waves had a race. Who won?

1                
Answer They tide

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

1                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

1                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

6                
Answer Bicycle

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

1                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How do basketball players eat oreos?

1                
Answer They dunk them

Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?

1                
Answer He was a boxer

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

1                
Answer Bob

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

4                
Answer Bicycle

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

5                
Answer Your breath

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

4                
Answer A Camera

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

1                
Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

1                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the hardest part about baseball?

1                
Answer The bat

In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

1                
Answer Only women were playing.

What do you call a slow skier?

5                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

5                
Answer Icebergers

What sport most rewards thieves?

2                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

6                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

1                
Answer Gymnast

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

1                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

2                
Answer They both use drills

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

6                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is a horse's favorite sport?

1                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why was it so windy on the football pitch?

1                
Answer Because there were so many FANS in the stadium

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

1                
Answer Because he has a black belt

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

6                
Answer Boat-Toxs

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

1                
Answer In a basketball game

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

1                
Answer Horse

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