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What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

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