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What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

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