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What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

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