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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

33                
Answer Your breath

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

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