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What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

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