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What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

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