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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

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