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What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

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