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Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

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