RANDOM RIDDLES

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

18                
Answer It was a tie.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

23                
Answer Oh dam!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

10                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

8                
Answer A ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

23                
Answer A lamb chop

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

5                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do basketball players eat oreos?

13                
Answer They dunk them

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

18                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

22                
Answer In a basketball game

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

15                
Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

11                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

23                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

8                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

9                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

22                
Answer Tug of war

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

21                
Answer A rib cage match.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

5                
Answer Gymnast

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

28                
Answer A soccer ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

4                
Answer A kite

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

9                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

29                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I shoot , but never kill

17                
Answer A Camera

Why do waiters hate tennis?

27                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a slow skier?

12                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

15                
Answer Stable Tennis

Two waves had a race. Who won?

14                
Answer They tide

What is better when you break it?

10                
Answer A record

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

10                
Answer A Camera

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

29                
Answer Your breath

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

26                
Answer A baseball base

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

16                
Answer A Boxer

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

11                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

9                
Answer Bob

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

21                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is the hardest part about baseball?

24                
Answer The bat

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

17                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

12                
Answer Boxing

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

17                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

11                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

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