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What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

35                
Answer Your breath

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

36                
Answer A soccer ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

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