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How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

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