BASEBALL

RIDDLES

FOOTBALL

MORE RIDDLES

RANDOM RIDDLES

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

MORE RIDDLES

#TRENDING RIDDLES

RANDOM RIDDLES