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What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

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