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What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

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