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Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

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