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What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

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