RANDOM RIDDLES

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

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