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What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

Answer Soccer

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Answer It was tired of being kicked around

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

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