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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

25                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

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