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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

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