RANDOM RIDDLES

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

33                
Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

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