RANDOM RIDDLES

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

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