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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Where do ghosts play tennis?

15                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

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