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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

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