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What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

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