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what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

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