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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

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