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What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

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