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What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

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