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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

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