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What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

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