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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

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