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Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

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