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In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

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