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Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

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