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What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

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