RANDOM RIDDLES

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

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