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Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

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