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Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

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