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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

4                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

21                
Answer A soccer ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

8                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do waiters hate tennis?

23                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

17                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

5                
Answer Gymnast

What do you call a slow skier?

11                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

18                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

19                
Answer Oh dam!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What sport can also be eaten?

22                
Answer Squash.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

9                
Answer A Camera

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

18                
Answer In a basketball game

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

4                
Answer A kite

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

16                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

11                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why do lawyers love tennis?

20                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

6                
Answer RACECAR

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What bird can lift the most?

11                
Answer A Crane

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

14                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

20                
Answer A lamb chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

22                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

21                
Answer Your breath

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

14                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

12                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

6                
Answer On a chessboard

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

16                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What sport does a waiter do really well?

23                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

5                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

10                
Answer They both throw hooks

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

8                
Answer Eyeballs

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

16                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why can't computers play tennis?

9                
Answer They try to surf the net

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

12                
Answer Bicycle

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

7                
Answer POP-sicle!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

11                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

25                
Answer Soccer

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

17                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

11                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

12                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

11                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

6                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Where do ghosts play tennis?

9                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

25                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

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