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What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

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