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When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

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