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Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

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