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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

36                
Answer A soccer ball

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

35                
Answer Your breath

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

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