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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

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