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Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

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