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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

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