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Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

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