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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

7                
Answer The ground

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

25                
Answer A rib cage match.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

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