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What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

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