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I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

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