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Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

14                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

22                
Answer A rib cage match.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

19                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

12                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

18                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

11                
Answer A Camera

Where do ghosts play tennis?

12                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

33                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

9                
Answer A ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

22                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

19                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

8                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

27                
Answer A baseball base

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

19                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is the hardest part about baseball?

25                
Answer The bat

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

23                
Answer In a basketball game

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