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What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

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