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I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

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