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I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

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