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Why can't fish play volleyball?

Answer Because they are afraid of the net.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why do basketball players love donuts?

Answer Because they can dunk them.

How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

Answer The score is always 0-0 before the game.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

Answer They both need a good batter.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Table Tennis ball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Answer Catch you later.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

How do football players stay cool during the game?

Answer They stand close to the fans

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?

Answer Both do hat tricks

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What tea do hockey players drink?

Answer Penal tea

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How do football players stay cool during the game?

Answer They stand close to the fans

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why are badminton players so loud?

Answer Because they are always making a RACKET

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

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