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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

35                
Answer Your breath

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

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