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What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

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