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What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

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