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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

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