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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

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