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What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

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