RANDOM RIDDLES

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

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