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How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

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