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Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

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