RANDOM RIDDLES

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

35                
Answer Your breath

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

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