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What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

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