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Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

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