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What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

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