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What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

14                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

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