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What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

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