RANDOM RIDDLES

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

33                
Answer Your breath

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Where do ghosts play tennis?

14                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

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