RANDOM RIDDLES

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

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