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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

10                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

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