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How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

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