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What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

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