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What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

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