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Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

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