RANDOM RIDDLES

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

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