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Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

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