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What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

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