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What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

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