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What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

29                
Answer Baa-dminton

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