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What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

25                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

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