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What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why do waiters hate tennis?

29                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

18                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

21                
Answer Basket-ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

22                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

12                
Answer A pig hog

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

12                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

20                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

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