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In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

26                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

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