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Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

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