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Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

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