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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

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