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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

35                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

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