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Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

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