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what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

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