RANDOM RIDDLES

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

25                
Answer A rib cage match.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

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