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What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

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