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What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

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