RANDOM RIDDLES

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

25                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

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