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What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

2                
Answer Dino-score

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

5                
Answer Snow caps.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

5                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

5                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

5                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

5                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why do basketball players love donuts?

12                
Answer Because they can dunk them.

A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?

2                
Answer He is a goalkeeper

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

11                
Answer He was perfecting his swing

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

6                
Answer Water

What is an insect's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Cricket

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

5                
Answer Your breath

What bird can lift the most?

6                
Answer A Crane

What can you serve but not eat?

9                
Answer Table Tennis ball

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

9                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

9                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

9                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

what does ducks say in boat?

5                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What kind of ball has feet but cannot walk?

10                
Answer Football

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

5                
Answer A ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

5                
Answer Icebergers

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

5                
Answer A ball

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

10                
Answer Because they both have been beaten

Why can't fish play volleyball?

10                
Answer Because they are afraid of the net.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

6                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

5                
Answer Your breath

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

5                
Answer Bicycle

Why can't fish play volleyball?

10                
Answer Because they are afraid of the net.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

5                
Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

5                
Answer Jog-raphy

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

6                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

2                
Answer Dino-score

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

5                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

5                
Answer Eyeballs

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

5                
Answer Pep Talk

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

12                
Answer A Boxer

What sport can also be eaten?

8                
Answer Squash.

How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

9                
Answer The score is always 0-0 before the game.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

5                
Answer Icebergers

What detergent do rowers use?

7                
Answer Tide!

Why did the basketball player go to jail?

11                
Answer Because he shot the ball.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

8                
Answer Oh dam!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

7                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

5                
Answer Icebergers

What do you call a slow skier?

5                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

11                
Answer He was perfecting his swing

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

9                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

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