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What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

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