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When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

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