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Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

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