RANDOM RIDDLES

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why can't computers play tennis?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

What sport does a waiter do really well?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is better when you break it?

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

How do basketball players eat oreos?

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

What is the hardest part about baseball?

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

What sport can also be eaten?

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Who invented gun powder?

Why do lawyers love tennis?

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?