RANDOM RIDDLES

What detergent do rowers use?

10                
Answer Tide!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

10                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

16                
Answer A lacrosse coach

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

5                
Answer On a chessboard

Why can't computers play tennis?

8                
Answer They try to surf the net

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

22                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

16                
Answer Soccer

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

8                
Answer Bob

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

10                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a sheep's favorite game?

22                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

16                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

21                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

6                
Answer Tennis Players

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

11                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

9                
Answer Because he was squatting

What bird can lift the most?

11                
Answer A Crane

What sport can also be eaten?

22                
Answer Squash.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

12                
Answer Bicycle

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

6                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

20                
Answer A baseball base

Where do ghosts play tennis?

9                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

11                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What can you serve but not eat?

20                
Answer Tennis ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

14                
Answer North Pole

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

14                
Answer A Boxer

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

11                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

13                
Answer Basket-ball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

9                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

16                
Answer Baseball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why do lawyers love tennis?

18                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

17                
Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

15                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

6                
Answer A pig hog

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

12                
Answer Your breath

What is a horse's favorite sport?

10                
Answer Stable Tennis

What sport does a waiter do really well?

22                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

14                
Answer Egg-xercise!

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

7                
Answer The hands of a clock

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

3                
Answer New Jersey

Which ring is a square?

10                
Answer Boxing Ring

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

5                
Answer A pork chop

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