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What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

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