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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

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