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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a sheep's favorite game?

29                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

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