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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

24                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

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