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Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

10                
Answer Tennis Players

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

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