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What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

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