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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

26                
Answer A rib cage match.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

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