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One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

21                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

34                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

13                
Answer A pig hog

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

23                
Answer Basket-ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

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