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What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

Answer Water

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

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