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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

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