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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

10                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

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