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Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

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