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How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

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