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What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

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