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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

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