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Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

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