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How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

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