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What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

14                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

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