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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

10                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

34                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

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