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What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

10                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

27                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

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