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What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

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