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I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

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