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Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

36                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

13                
Answer They both throw hooks

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why do lawyers love tennis?

27                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

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