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Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

35                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

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