RANDOM RIDDLES

Why can't computers play tennis?

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Where do penguins go to dance?:

I shoot , but never kill

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

What is the hardest part about baseball?

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

What is better when you break it?

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

What position does a cat play in baseball?

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

How do basketball players eat oreos?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Why do lawyers love tennis?

What do you call a slow skier?