RANDOM RIDDLES

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

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