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What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

35                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

24                
Answer A lacrosse coach

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