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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

5                
Answer A kite

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

9                
Answer They Wave!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

12                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

19                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

9                
Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

22                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

25                
Answer Oh dam!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

27                
Answer Baa-dminton

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

18                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

22                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

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