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What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

7                
Answer Annette

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

7                
Answer They Wave!

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

10                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

8                
Answer Icebergers

Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

6                
Answer Because they have two opposing goals

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

4                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

1                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

8                
Answer Jersey

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

4                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?

8                
Answer He is a goalkeeper

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

2                
Answer Soccer

Where do penguins go to dance?:

3                
Answer The snow ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

1                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

5                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

1                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What detergent do rowers use?

8                
Answer Tide!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

4                
Answer A pig hog

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

3                
Answer Bob

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

2                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?

7                
Answer He was a boxer

Why did the coach buy bibs for all the football players?

8                
Answer Because they kept dribbling.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

6                
Answer The hands of a clock

Two waves had a race. Who won?

4                
Answer They tide

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

1                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

6                
Answer They both use drills

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

8                
Answer Boat-Toxs

In a football match, no man scored a goal but the score was still 1-0. How is that possible?

4                
Answer Only women were playing.

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

7                
Answer Dino-score

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

4                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

7                
Answer So she could tie the score

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

9                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What part of a football ground is never the same?

9                
Answer Changing rooms

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

5                
Answer Eyeballs

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

9                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a slow skier?

8                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

4                
Answer Stable Tennis

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

9                
Answer Boxing

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

5                
Answer Basket-ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

1                
Answer Squash

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

8                
Answer It was a tie.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

6                
Answer Your breath

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

8                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

3                
Answer Soccer

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

2                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

6                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

2                
Answer The ground

Where do ghosts play tennis?

5                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched the base. How could that be?

11                
Answer They were all-women teams

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

4                
Answer The letter 'i'

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

6                
Answer Baseball

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