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I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

23                
Answer A rib cage match.

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

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