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Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

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