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How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

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