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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

34                
Answer Stroke

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

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