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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

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