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What is the hardest part about skydiving?

8                
Answer The ground

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

14                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

27                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

29                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

27                
Answer The bat

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

I shoot , but never kill

20                
Answer A Camera

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

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