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What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why do waiters hate tennis?

29                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

9                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

25                
Answer Oh dam!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

22                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

21                
Answer Basket-ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

13                
Answer Icebergers

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

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