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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

13                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

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