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What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

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