RANDOM RIDDLES

Which ring is a square?

10                
Answer Boxing Ring

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

7                
Answer Because he has a black belt

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

18                
Answer In a basketball game

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

12                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

26                
Answer It was tired of being kicked around

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

14                
Answer North Pole

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

18                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

9                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

7                
Answer POP-sicle!

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

21                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

18                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

7                
Answer New Jersey

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

6                
Answer A pork chop

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

3                
Answer Because they have two left feet

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

7                
Answer On a chessboard

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

16                
Answer It was a tie.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

22                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

7                
Answer A pig hog

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

19                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

27                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

12                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What can you serve but not eat?

24                
Answer Tennis ball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

7                
Answer A ball

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

20                
Answer Tug of war

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

11                
Answer Boxing

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

8                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

16                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

20                
Answer The bat

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why can't computers play tennis?

9                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

15                
Answer Basket-ball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

What is a sheep's favorite game?

27                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

26                
Answer Soccer

What is a horse's favorite sport?

13                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

11                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

21                
Answer A lamb chop

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

15                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

11                
Answer The snow ball

How do basketball players eat oreos?

11                
Answer They dunk them

What detergent do rowers use?

10                
Answer Tide!

What bird can lift the most?

12                
Answer A Crane

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

24                
Answer A soccer ball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I shoot , but never kill

16                
Answer A Camera

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