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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

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