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Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

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