RANDOM RIDDLES

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

26                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

24                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

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