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What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

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