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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

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