RANDOM RIDDLES

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

30                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Where do ghosts play tennis?

15                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

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