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Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

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