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How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

26                
Answer The bat

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Two waves had a race. Who won?

17                
Answer They tide

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

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