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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

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