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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

37                
Answer A soccer ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

12                
Answer Bob

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

11                
Answer The letter 'i'

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

36                
Answer They have no cups

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

11                
Answer A ball

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

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