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Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

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