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How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

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