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Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

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