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Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

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