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What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

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