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What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

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