Lacrosse Riddles

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Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.
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Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?
Answer To get to the other slide.
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What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
Answer A lacrosse coach
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