Baseball Riddles

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Answer Catch you later.

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How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

Answer They both need a good batter.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

Answer A bat

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What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

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How did the baseball player lose his house?

Answer He made his home run

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Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched the base. How could that be?

Answer They were all-women teams

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Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

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What position does a cat play in baseball?

Answer Cat-cher

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People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

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What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

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In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

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