Skiing Riddles

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?
Answer Because the ice might crack up
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What does Santa Claus use for skiing?
Answer North Pole
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What do skiers eat for lunch?
Answer Icebergers
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What do you call a slow skier?
Answer A slopepoke.
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What kind of skates wear out quickly.
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)
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What is a skiers favorite type of candy?
Answer Snow caps.
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What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?
Answer POP-sicle!
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What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?
Answer An ice skate
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