Skiing Riddles

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate