Skiing Riddles

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate