Soccer Riddles

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Why do soccer players do well in school?
Answer Because they know how to use their heads.
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Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Answer Because she kept running away from the ball.
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How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
Answer The score is always 0-0 before the game.
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Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
Answer So she could tie the score
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
Answer A soccer match
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A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?
Answer He is a goalkeeper
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Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?
Answer He was a boxer
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Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?
Answer Because they have two opposing goals
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What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?
Answer Dino-score
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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Answer It was tired of being kicked around
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What is ghosts favorite position in soccer?
Answer Ghoul keeper
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What did the magician call it when he pulled a soccer ball out of his top hat?
Answer A hattrick
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It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?
Answer A soccer ball
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I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?
Answer Soccer
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Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game
Answer Soccer
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