TRACK & FIELD
Track & Field
Why do soccer players do well in school?
Because they know how to use their heads.
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?
The score is always 0-0 before the game.
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match
A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?
He is a goalkeeper
Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
So she could tie the score
Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?
Because they have two opposing goals
Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?
He was a boxer
What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was tired of being kicked around
What did the magician call it when he pulled a soccer ball out of his top hat?
What is ghosts favorite position in soccer?
It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?
A soccer ball
I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?
Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game