Soccer Riddles

Why do soccer players do well in school?

Answer Because they know how to use their heads.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?

Answer Because she kept running away from the ball.

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How did the soccer fan know before the game that the score would be 0-0?

Answer The score is always 0-0 before the game.

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What lights up a soccer stadium?

Answer A soccer match

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A soccer player touches the ball with his hands but is not given any penalty. Why is that so?

Answer He is a goalkeeper

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Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?

Answer So she could tie the score

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Why are soccer fields so unsure about making decisions?

Answer Because they have two opposing goals

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Why didn't the dog want to play soccer?

Answer He was a boxer

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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Answer It was tired of being kicked around

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What is ghosts favorite position in soccer?

Answer Ghoul keeper

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What did the magician call it when he pulled a soccer ball out of his top hat?

Answer A hattrick

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Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

Answer Soccer

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What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

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I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

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It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

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