TRACK & FIELD
Track & Field
In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?
Tug of war
What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
A lamb chop
I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of playing cards.
Why are artists no good in sports matches?
Because they keep drawing
Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?
They were playing with different oponents.
When can you jump over three men without getting up?
In a checkers game.
I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?
The hands of a clock
Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.
What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?
I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?
What is better when you break it?
Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?
Where do penguins go to dance?:
The snow ball
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a race car driver's favorite meal?
I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A chess piece (horse/knight)
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Why do ants dance on jelly jars?
Because the lids say "twist to open"" "
Which dance was very popular in 1776?
I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?
What is the juiciest sport of all?
Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?
Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?
Because there was no BODY to dance with
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet
A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?
On a chessboard
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop
I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?
What do archery experts do to stay in shape?
Why was the fencing champion so honest?
Because he was a man of his sword