Other Riddles

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
Answer A lamb chop
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In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?
Answer Tug of war
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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?
Answer Jersey
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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Answer A deck of playing cards.
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Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?
Answer They were playing with different oponents.
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Where do penguins go to dance?:
Answer The snow ball
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When can you jump over three men without getting up?
Answer In a checkers game.
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I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?
Answer Eyeballs
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Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?
Answer Bob
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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?
Answer The hands of a clock
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Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.
Answer Pep Talk
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Why are artists no good in sports matches?
Answer Because they keep drawing
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Which dance was very popular in 1776?
Answer Indepen-dance!
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What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?
Answer A ball
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What is better when you break it?
Answer A record
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I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)
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Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?
Answer Because he has a black belt
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What is the juiciest sport of all?
Answer Squash
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Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?
Answer New Jersey
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What is the hardest part about skydiving?
Answer The ground
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What is a race car driver's favorite meal?
Answer Fast food
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Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Answer RACECAR
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Why do ants dance on jelly jars?
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "
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A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?
Answer On a chessboard
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?
Answer A pork chop
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Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with
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I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?
Answer Gymnast
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What do archery experts do to stay in shape?
Answer Arrow-bics
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Why was the fencing champion so honest?
Answer Because he was a man of his sword
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I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?
Answer A kite
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Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Answer Because they have two left feet
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