TRACK & FIELD
Track & Field
What do you get if your sheep studies karate?
A lamb chop
In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?
Tug of war
I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of playing cards.
Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?
They were playing with different oponents.
Where do penguins go to dance?:
The snow ball
Why are artists no good in sports matches?
Because they keep drawing
Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.
When can you jump over three men without getting up?
In a checkers game.
I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?
Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?
What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?
I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?
The hands of a clock
What is better when you break it?
Which dance was very popular in 1776?
What is the hardest part about skydiving?
What is a race car driver's favorite meal?
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt
Why do ants dance on jelly jars?
Because the lids say "twist to open"" "
What is the juiciest sport of all?
I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A chess piece (horse/knight)
A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?
On a chessboard
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?
Because there was no BODY to dance with
I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop
What do archery experts do to stay in shape?
Why was the fencing champion so honest?
Because he was a man of his sword
I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet
Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?