Basketball Riddles

Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Answer Because he shot the ball.
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Why do basketball players love donuts?
Answer Because they can dunk them.
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Why can't basketball players go on a summer vacation?
Answer They'd get called for travelling
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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
Answer Get out of the way
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Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?
Answer Because they both have been beaten
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When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?
Answer In a basketball game
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What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?
Answer Basket-ball
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Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Answer Because they always make jumpshots
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Why did the basketball player visit the bank?
Answer His checks were all bouncing
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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them
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How do basketball players eat oreos?
Answer They dunk them
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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Answer A pig hog
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