Basketball Riddles

Why did the basketball player go to jail?

Answer Because he shot the ball.

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Why do basketball players love donuts?

Answer Because they can dunk them.

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Why can't basketball players go on a summer vacation?

Answer They'd get called for travelling

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

Answer Get out of the way

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Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

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Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

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What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

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When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

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Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

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How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

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