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What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

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