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Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

Answer Soccer

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

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