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Why is a tennis game so loud?

31                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What detergent do rowers use?

11                
Answer Tide!

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

13                
Answer The letter 'i'

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

25                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

28                
Answer A soccer ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

9                
Answer Bob

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

30                
Answer Dino-score

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

21                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

22                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

16                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

5                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

31                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Which ring is a square?

12                
Answer Boxing Ring

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

17                
Answer They both use drills

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

8                
Answer A ball

Why do lawyers love tennis?

25                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

23                
Answer A lamb chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

9                
Answer Indepen-dance!

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

22                
Answer In a basketball game

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

24                
Answer Baseball

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

14                
Answer Bicycle

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

9                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

16                
Answer A Boxer

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

16                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

30                
Answer Your breath

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

17                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

9                
Answer New Jersey

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

12                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

8                
Answer Because he has a black belt

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

5                
Answer A kite

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

10                
Answer Snow caps.

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

30                
Answer Because they both have been beaten

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

13                
Answer The hands of a clock

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

18                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

19                
Answer It was a tie.

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

18                
Answer Bicycle

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