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what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

11                
Answer A Camera

What is a sheep's favorite game?

27                
Answer Baa-dminton

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

13                
Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

22                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

11                
Answer Snow caps.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

20                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

What sport does a waiter do really well?

25                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

18                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

17                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

15                
Answer Bicycle

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

9                
Answer A ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

31                
Answer Because they both have been beaten

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

31                
Answer Your breath

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What is the hardest part about baseball?

24                
Answer The bat

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

22                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

19                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do waiters hate tennis?

27                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

13                
Answer In a checkers game.

What bird can lift the most?

15                
Answer A Crane

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

5                
Answer A kite

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

9                
Answer The letter 'i'

Where do ghosts play tennis?

12                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

8                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

12                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

10                
Answer They both throw hooks

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

21                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

31                
Answer Dino-score

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

9                
Answer New Jersey

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

6                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Which ring is a square?

12                
Answer Boxing Ring

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

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