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Every four years in the world of sport, the World Cup celebrates this game

Answer Soccer

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

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