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What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

16                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

4                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

22                
Answer In a basketball game

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

8                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

9                
Answer Bob

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

15                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

14                
Answer Horse

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

22                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

9                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

16                
Answer They both use drills

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

28                
Answer Soccer

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

23                
Answer Oh dam!

Where do ghosts play tennis?

12                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

17                
Answer Your breath

Which ring is a square?

12                
Answer Boxing Ring

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

21                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

5                
Answer Gymnast

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

10                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

22                
Answer Baseball

Why do waiters hate tennis?

27                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

15                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

16                
Answer A Boxer

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

23                
Answer A lamb chop

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

10                
Answer They both throw hooks

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

10                
Answer A pig hog

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

29                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

18                
Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

20                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

29                
Answer Dino-score

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

18                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

29                
Answer Stroke

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

28                
Answer Your breath

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

18                
Answer The letter 'i'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

21                
Answer A rib cage match.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

15                
Answer Stable Tennis

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

21                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

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