RANDOM RIDDLES

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

What is better when you break it?

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

I shoot , but never kill

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

What sport can also be eaten?

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Why do lawyers love tennis?