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Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

32                
Answer Stroke

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

12                
Answer A pig hog

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

33                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

5                
Answer A kite

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

18                
Answer Your breath

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

33                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

24                
Answer Baseball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

11                
Answer A Camera

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

27                
Answer A baseball base

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

32                
Answer A soccer ball

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

8                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

19                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

12                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

20                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

How do basketball players eat oreos?

17                
Answer They dunk them

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

18                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What detergent do rowers use?

11                
Answer Tide!

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

25                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the hardest part about baseball?

25                
Answer The bat

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

24                
Answer Oh dam!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

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