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What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

19                
Answer The letter 'i'

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

12                
Answer Boat-Toxs

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

9                
Answer New Jersey

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

24                
Answer Baseball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

23                
Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

22                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

19                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

6                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

11                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

33                
Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

What is the hardest part about baseball?

25                
Answer The bat

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

25                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

26                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

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