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Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

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