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What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

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