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What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the cake like to play baseball?

Answer Because it thought it was a good batter

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

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