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Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

Answer Soccer

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

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