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Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Two waves had a race. Who won?

18                
Answer They tide

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

28                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

20                
Answer Bicycle

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

25                
Answer Baseball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

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