RANDOM RIDDLES

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

12                
Answer Bicycle

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

17                
Answer Bicycle

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

27                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

15                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

3                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

5                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

24                
Answer Your breath

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

18                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

20                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

8                
Answer Indepen-dance!

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

6                
Answer RACECAR

What sport does a waiter do really well?

24                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

11                
Answer Boat-Toxs

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

13                
Answer The hands of a clock

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What sport can also be eaten?

28                
Answer Squash.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

15                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

16                
Answer It was a tie.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

13                
Answer Horse

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What bird can lift the most?

12                
Answer A Crane

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

25                
Answer A baseball base

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

7                
Answer New Jersey

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

7                
Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

7                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

25                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

21                
Answer A rib cage match.

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

17                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

21                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What detergent do rowers use?

10                
Answer Tide!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

14                
Answer Stable Tennis

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

5                
Answer Gymnast

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

16                
Answer They both use drills

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

21                
Answer Oh dam!

What is better when you break it?

7                
Answer A record

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

13                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What can you serve but not eat?

24                
Answer Tennis ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

8                
Answer The letter 'i'

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

12                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

10                
Answer Snow caps.

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

11                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

27                
Answer It was tired of being kicked around

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