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What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

Answer On a chessboard

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What sport most rewards thieves?

Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

I shoot , but never kill

Answer A Camera

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

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