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What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

What do a bad football team and a bad crockery cabinet have in common?

Answer They have no cups

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

Answer Your breath

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

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