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Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

17                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

12                
Answer Because he was squatting

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

9                
Answer A ball

What bird can lift the most?

16                
Answer A Crane

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What detergent do rowers use?

11                
Answer Tide!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

31                
Answer A soccer ball

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

22                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

11                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Which ring is a square?

12                
Answer Boxing Ring

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

22                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

25                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

22                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

13                
Answer In a checkers game.

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

8                
Answer Because he has a black belt

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why do waiters hate tennis?

29                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

12                
Answer A pig hog

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

25                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

17                
Answer They always have their trunks

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

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