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When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

21                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

10                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is a horse's favorite sport?

15                
Answer Stable Tennis

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

18                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

13                
Answer The hands of a clock

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

16                
Answer They always have their trunks

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

23                
Answer Oh dam!

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

30                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

24                
Answer The bat

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

21                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

22                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

30                
Answer Dino-score

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

24                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

22                
Answer In a basketball game

What bird can lift the most?

14                
Answer A Crane

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

4                
Answer A kite

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

6                
Answer A pork chop

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

12                
Answer In a checkers game.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

10                
Answer A Camera

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

18                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

11                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

30                
Answer Stroke

What is better when you break it?

11                
Answer A record

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

8                
Answer Indepen-dance!

What detergent do rowers use?

10                
Answer Tide!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

15                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

5                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

28                
Answer A soccer ball

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

12                
Answer Boxing

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

12                
Answer Because he was squatting

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

Which ring is a square?

12                
Answer Boxing Ring

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

19                
Answer It was a tie.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

26                
Answer A baseball base

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