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What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why is a tennis game so loud?

Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

Answer Your breath

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

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