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People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

25                
Answer A baseball base

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

17                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What position does a cat play in baseball?

29                
Answer Cat-cher

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

21                
Answer Tug of war

What can you serve but not eat?

24                
Answer Tennis ball

What is the hardest part about baseball?

21                
Answer The bat

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

6                
Answer A pork chop

What is a sheep's favorite game?

27                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

6                
Answer Fast food

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

25                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

16                
Answer Jersey

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

6                
Answer RACECAR

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

9                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

5                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

7                
Answer On a chessboard

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

25                
Answer Because they both have been beaten

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

21                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

15                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

what does ducks say in boat?

8                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

16                
Answer Basket-ball

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

10                
Answer Annette

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

3                
Answer Because they have two left feet

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

21                
Answer Baseball

I'm a sport but I'm not rugby. I have a round ball but I'm not basketball. I have goals but I'm not hockey. I have a Major League in the US but I'm not baseball. What am I?

27                
Answer Soccer

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

10                
Answer A Camera

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

16                
Answer They both use drills

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

26                
Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

10                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

18                
Answer A lacrosse coach

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

22                
Answer Oh dam!

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

13                
Answer Horse

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

27                
Answer A soccer ball

What detergent do rowers use?

10                
Answer Tide!

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

10                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

18                
Answer To get to the other slide.

What is a horse's favorite sport?

15                
Answer Stable Tennis

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

16                
Answer A Boxer

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

17                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

16                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

I shoot , but never kill

16                
Answer A Camera

What is better when you break it?

8                
Answer A record

Why is a tennis game so loud?

29                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

20                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

12                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

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