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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What bird can lift the most?

Answer A Crane

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

Answer Boat-Toxs

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

Answer Bob

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why do lawyers love tennis?

Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

Answer New Jersey

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

Answer Basket-ball

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer Egg-xercise!

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Where do ghosts play tennis?

Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call if a dinosaur makes a goal in soccer?

Answer Dino-score

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

Answer They Wave!

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

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