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Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

Answer The ground

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

Answer Gymnast

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

Answer Because the ice might crack up

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

Answer A Boxer

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

Answer A lamb chop

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

What is the hardest part about baseball?

Answer The bat

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

What is better when you break it?

Answer A record

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

Answer Annette

What sport can also be eaten?

Answer Squash.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

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