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I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

Answer Jersey

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What do you call a slow skier?

Answer A slopepoke.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

Answer North Pole

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

Answer Eyeballs

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

Answer Bicycle

what does ducks say in boat?

Answer quack quack (quick.)

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

Answer They both throw hooks

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

Answer An ice skate

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

Answer POP-sicle!

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Answer A pork chop

Two waves had a race. Who won?

Answer They tide

Why is a scrambled egg like a losing ball team?

Answer Because they both have been beaten

Who invented gun powder?

Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

Answer The hands of a clock

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

Answer Oh dam!

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Answer Snow caps.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

Answer A soccer ball

What is the juiciest sport of all?

Answer Squash

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

Answer RACECAR

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Answer Jog-raphy

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

Where do penguins go to dance?:

Answer The snow ball

Why can't computers play tennis?

Answer They try to surf the net

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

Answer A Camera

Why do waiters hate tennis?

Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

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