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What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

22                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

7                
Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

8                
Answer They Wave!

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

18                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

33                
Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

12                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

22                
Answer A rib cage match.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

23                
Answer In a basketball game

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Where do ghosts play tennis?

12                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

32                
Answer Stroke

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

How did the baseball player lose his house?

33                
Answer He made his home run

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Why do waiters hate tennis?

29                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

11                
Answer POP-sicle!

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

14                
Answer In a checkers game.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

8                
Answer Tennis Players

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

8                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

Two waves had a race. Who won?

15                
Answer They tide

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

12                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

12                
Answer Snow caps.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

33                
Answer A soccer ball

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

9                
Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do skiers eat for lunch?

12                
Answer Icebergers

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