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Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

Answer Because he was squatting

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Answer Baa-dminton

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

Answer Boxing

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

Answer They both use drills

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

How do basketball players eat oreos?

Answer They dunk them

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

Answer Baseball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What can you serve but not eat?

Answer Tennis ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

Answer To get to the other slide.

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

Answer He lifts weights faster.

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Answer A pig hog

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

Answer Because he has a black belt

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Answer A deck of playing cards.

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

Answer Stroke

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

Answer Arrow-bics

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

Answer Tennis Players

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

Answer They always have their trunks

What sport does a waiter do really well?

Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

Answer A rib cage match.

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

Answer In a basketball game

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

Answer Indepen-dance!

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

Answer A kite

Why do ants dance on jelly jars?

Answer Because the lids say "twist to open"" "

Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?

Answer Because they have really sharp spikes!

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

Answer His checks were all bouncing

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Which ring is a square?

Answer Boxing Ring

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

Answer Because he was a man of his sword

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

Answer A baseball base

What detergent do rowers use?

Answer Tide!

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Answer Stable Tennis

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

Answer A lacrosse coach

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

Answer In a checkers game.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

Answer The letter 'i'

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

Answer A ball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

Answer Horse

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

Answer Tug of war

What do skiers eat for lunch?

Answer Icebergers

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Answer Because they have two left feet

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

Answer It was a tie.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

Answer Pep Talk

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

Answer Fast food

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