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I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

7                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

19                
Answer They always have their trunks

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why is a tennis game so loud?

34                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

26                
Answer Oh dam!

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

20                
Answer The letter 'i'

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

Where do ghosts play tennis?

14                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

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