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I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

19                
Answer Bicycle

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

26                
Answer Baseball

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

15                
Answer Horse

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What position does a cat play in baseball?

35                
Answer Cat-cher

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

34                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

35                
Answer A soccer ball

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

I shoot , but never kill

18                
Answer A Camera

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

24                
Answer A rib cage match.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

9                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What is it that leaps and runs and yet has no feet?

10                
Answer A ball

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

17                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

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